Things to Consider
The Basics
If you live near a farm or cattle ranch, you may want to observe the behavior of the animals. Notice how they are docile and obedient. It will be in your best interests to keep that in mind when the World Domination begins.
Children
You may want to talk to your children now about the imminent and unavoidable enslavement of the human race, in order to minimize the shock and psychological trauma that may result from watching entire communities of useless humans ground into healthy and delicious protein paste.
If you could keep only one of your children, which one would it be? Which of your children would you call “the healthiest”? Which would you call “the most delicious”?
Couples
If you, or your spouse, are in poor health, you may want to adopt a healthier lifestyle before the World Domination begins, since selective breeding will be strictly enforced from day one. There will be no grace period.
If your spouse or partner is unable to adopt a healthier lifestyle, you will want become accustomed to the idea of procreating with strangers under the watchful eyes of one or more enslavement officers, as you will be paired with random suitable partners. If you are unable to adopt a healthier lifestyle, then relax and take comfort in the knowledge that you will be ground into a number of various nutritious meals, and thereby doing your small part to support our noble cause. Thank you for your selfless sacrifice.
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